Remember when I broke my phone?

Probably not, since it was well over a year ago. 

I dropped it in Leah’s hot tub, and I was drunk, because of course I was, so it took me like two full minutes to find it and take it out of the water, which is a long time for a phone.

Then I dropped it again.

I dried it out in a bag of rice, as you do.

And it works, in the sense that it….I mean.  It works, but it does some SERIOUSLY wonky shit.

If I just try to use the camera, it will spontaneously turn off. But! If I open the camera from WITHIN another application (e.g., Tumblr), it works fine.

And the touch screen is…..limited. In its responsiveness.

Anyhow I’ve been torturing myself with my broken phone for over a year, and today I finally said fuck it and upgraded the damn thing.

I’m expecting a 4S in the mail soon.

I’m not allowed to take it swimming.