January 2012
The goat is named Jasmine.
THERE IS A GOAT IN MY HOUSE AND MY DAD POGO...
Realized I’ve mostly been tweeting tonight, thought I’d bring you up to speed.
I’m related to this.
My uncles, talking to each other
Uncle A: I fell down some stairs, the same stairs my roommate died on last year.
Uncle B: They did a study, and the way an infant responds to being tickled is the same way as a gorilla.
Uncle C: You know how I taught my goat to dance? Bread crumbs.
Uncle B: The difference between babies and gorillas is that babies only laugh on the exhale.
Uncle A: I haven't used the stairs since Tuesday.
December 2011
1 tag
2 tags
My favorite part of last night was when I was...
I was being really mean, because I wanted him to stop talking to me and go away.
He kept telling me how I’m single and no one wants to talk to me because I’m mean.
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE AND TALKING TO ME I AM TRAPPED IN AN ENDLESS LOOP OF DOUCHEBAG.
1 tag
imperialgirl replied to your photo: Looking for a picture of my hair, I found this! I…
Ugh. Same guy?
The guy in this picture did NOT try to get me to suck his dick.
But same night, yeah.
1 tag
inmi replied to your video: “You can suck my dick if you want.” Full story…
You need a tshirt that says “If I don’t know you it doesn’t matter what your semen tastes like”.
On the back: “Even if I know you, it probably doesn’t matter.”
1 tag
groverviolet replied to your video: “You can suck my dick if you want.” Full story…
Do you think that’s the next step in human evolution? Back of throat clitori?
Well, there would be a lot more girls with dicks in their mouths were that the case.
Or maybe just more bulimics…
1 tag
prettypurplepancake replied to your video: “You can suck my dick if you want.” Full story…
You are DEFINITELY my new favorite Tumblr.
<3<3
Just made a super awesome video.
It’s about sucking dicks.
Or not.
Stand by!
1 tag
mightyhunter replied to your quote: I don’t know where I am or what I’m doing. You…
Also: the beginning of any great adventure. Hopefully. Possibly ending up in jail.
I don’t end up in jail.
I have ended up getting a ride home from a cop before though.
And I have maybe also called 9-1-1 for a ride home. I was 21, times were different. I got a free taxi ride out of it because I...
“I don’t know where I am or what I’m doing. You have to pick...”
– Me, planning anything ever (but just now me making plans for when I go to Orlando)
1 tag
annaetc replied to your photo: Photo Challenge Day 11: Something Blue
I am jealous. Those are both lovely.
Le Creuset kettle: Marshall’s, and pretty recently (they might still be there). I love it. Get one.
Tea pot: Salvation Army. A couple years ago my mom started buying me blue willow china she found in thrift stores, a piece here and a piece there, based on quality and...
3 tags
Seemed like a good idea...: Tumblr's Support... →
cutlerish:
Wow, Tumblr Support == Butthurt.
Fear-mongering is one of my biggest pet peeves.
missing-e:
As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any...
1 tag
mightyhunter replied to your photo: Looking for a picture of my hair, I found this! I…
You answered all of my questions with your hashtags. Kudos.
I do my best.
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
mightyhunter replied to your post: misstuna replied to your post: It’s not that…
Well, it wasn’t me, so you’re safe on that front.
If I start texting you pictures of my ass, that will signify a major shift in our relationship.
1 tag
misstuna replied to your post: It’s not that they’re super tight, it’s that most of my slacks go more straight down after my butt instead of cooming in again, if that makes sense.
Need photo.
I texted you.
At least, I hope it was you.
It's not that they're super tight, it's that most...
I have an important question about whether or not...
3 tags
2011 →
My yearly survey thing (different than the one I posted here. I’m a complicated butterfly).
1 tag
cherokeepurple replied to your post: 2011
HOW MUCH LONGER! Your grad school is killing me.
JULY!!! I graduate in JULY!
In April I start doing CPA exam though, so I’ll want to kill myself extra.
2011
January: Gabriel turned 5. I turned in my grad school applications. Acquired a boyfriend.
February: Started school full time (community college - prereqs), while still working full time. Went to Santa Barbara with my mom and sister. Moved.
March: Got my tattoo worked on. Started dying my hair red again. Signed Gabriel up for kindergarten.
April: GOT! INTO! GRAD! SCHOOL!
May: Quit my...
2 tags
mightyhunter replied to your post: I think it’s super douchy to publicly announce that you’re unfollowing people.
Seriously, who fucking does that?
People whom I promptly unfollow, on principle.
I think it's super douchy to publicly announce...
Do it, don’t do it.
The end.
idrvfast asked: All other tattoos are irrelevant. That's how fucking awesome yours is.
Epic Milestone Alert
Tattoo appointment 7 of 8-or-9 has been scheduled.
The end.
The end is in site.
I can’t wait to show this off like extra crazy when it’s actually done for reals.
What I bought with my Christmas dollars →
A party dress, a work shirt, and some fuck me heels that could really go either way.
YAY!