January 2011
December 2010
Anonymous asked: I see that we're anonymously telling you that you're pretty!
You are deceptively pretty.
I mean this: you are pretty to the point that I expect you to be shallow and probably dumb, and it was shocking to find how smart you are. You are deceptively pretty and shockingly smart.
You are deceptively pretty.
I mean this: you are pretty to the point that I expect you to be shallow and probably dumb, and it was shocking to find how smart you are. You are deceptively pretty and shockingly smart.
Anonymous asked: I see that we're anonymously telling you that you're pretty!
You are deceptively pretty.
I mean this: you are pretty to the point that I expect you to be shallow and probably dumb, and it was shocking to find how smart you are. You are deceptively pretty and shockingly smart.
You are deceptively pretty.
I mean this: you are pretty to the point that I expect you to be shallow and probably dumb, and it was shocking to find how smart you are. You are deceptively pretty and shockingly smart.
In 2008 I had WAY BETTER resolutions. →
Resolved, 2011 →
Anonymous asked: I am fully owning that I am a creepy McCreeperson for putting this in your ask box... The pictures you post of yourself are amazing. Your eyes are beautiful and expressive. Thanks.
ORGANIC Beef Recall in U.S. →
glitzier:
Affects California, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Wisconsin and Washington state.
Ate too many sea salt caramels, drank too much red wine.
It is time for bed.
Anonymous asked: I am fully owning that I am a creepy McCreeperson for putting this in your ask box... The pictures you post of yourself are amazing. Your eyes are beautiful and expressive. Thanks.
Remember that time like three weeks ago that my...
Yeah well based on the awkwardly cheerful holiday dinners I was forced to endure, APPARENTLY NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER.
Unrelated, well, related by blood, but unrelated to that, it really bothers me when my dad’s step-brother’s new girlfriend calls my grandma mom. John (the step-brother) does not call her ‘mom.’ And this is her stepson’s girlfriend.
Not quite as...
This is worse than when the power was out at my...
Much worse.
Digging through my cupboard looking for my coffee...
Does anyone want my coffee maker?
OH MY GOD I TOOK IT APART AND I CLEANED IT AND I...
sarkastickunt asked: I want to say first...THANK YOU for my Christmas package.
Second, I had this insane dream about you about a month ago, where we were having apple martinis and people watching and I woke up before we could make out.
When are you coming to NYC? Or more importantly, when can I come crash at your place?
Second, I had this insane dream about you about a month ago, where we were having apple martinis and people watching and I woke up before we could make out.
When are you coming to NYC? Or more importantly, when can I come crash at your place?
sarkastickunt asked: I want to say first...THANK YOU for my Christmas package.
Second, I had this insane dream about you about a month ago, where we were having apple martinis and people watching and I woke up before we could make out.
When are you coming to NYC? Or more importantly, when can I come crash at your place?
Second, I had this insane dream about you about a month ago, where we were having apple martinis and people watching and I woke up before we could make out.
When are you coming to NYC? Or more importantly, when can I come crash at your place?
nolagrrlnyc asked: I thought Ellen was an excellent choice. Thanks for playing. :) Oh, and have a great new year!
nolagrrlnyc asked: I thought Ellen was an excellent choice. Thanks for playing. :) Oh, and have a great new year!
Boredom Enthusiasts Discover the Pleasures of... →
nprfreshair:
We had to double check to make sure this wasn’t from the Onion. Awesome work, Wall Street Journal. Awesome work.
— braiker
Ellen Page maybe?
What? I’d do her.
Er, I mean, she could “do” me?
I think I misunderstood the assignment..
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Anonymous asked: Isn't it weird they way you refer to yourself as a spinster? Theres nothing wrong with knitting or sewing.
And you're OBVIOUSLY young and pretty and making real spinsters feel bad.
And you're OBVIOUSLY young and pretty and making real spinsters feel bad.
Anonymous asked: Isn't it weird they way you refer to yourself as a spinster? Theres nothing wrong with knitting or sewing.
And you're OBVIOUSLY young and pretty and making real spinsters feel bad.
And you're OBVIOUSLY young and pretty and making real spinsters feel bad.