January 2012
I wish there was a mute button for the internet.
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Totally mutual.
iammattjordan replied to your post: mattdoucette replied to your video: “I still drink…
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mattdoucette replied to your video: “I still drink pink wine out of a tea cup.”
30 feels weird. It was more about not being in my 20s anymore, than it was about feeling “old” and getting used to saying it.
I don’t feel old. I just feel….is this my life?
I've been making Gabriel take out the trash since...
WHAT?
Also, when he was 2 1/2 I drew him a diagram of the remote control so he could watch cartoons on Saturday mornings without waking me up.
Neglect breeds life skills.
I tell you what.
A list of Gabriel's chores, for no reason at all
Taking out the trash/recycling (to the trash cans)
Bring the cans back in off the street after it’s been picked up.
Closing the gate.
Opening the gate.
Putting his clothes in his hamper.
Putting his clean/folded clothes away in his dresser.
Picking up his things.
Cleaning his room.
Vacuuming his room.
Watering the yard.
Feeding the cat.
I'm officially tired of living in Santa Cruz.
Not that I can move any time soon.
radon-t asked: so you are a roller derby girl?
Gabriel's dad just asked why my sister and I are...
In the blood.
Gabriel, Six →
Remember when I broke my phone?
Probably not, since it was well over a year ago.
I dropped it in Leah’s hot tub, and I was drunk, because of course I was, so it took me like two full minutes to find it and take it out of the water, which is a long time for a phone.
Then I dropped it again.
I dried it out in a bag of rice, as you do.
And it works, in the sense that it….I mean. It works, but it does some...
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Here is something truthful.
So awhile ago I went on several dates with this nice (seeming) guy, and then after we had sex I never heard from him again.
And here’s the shitty thing about that.
I don’t think, “Oh, that guy’s an insufferable douchebag.”
I mean, I do think that, but that’s not the main thing I think.
I think, if you liked me up until then, and now you don’t, was the...
I don't know why I have friends.
I would stab your grandmother for some brie.
So Gabriel's dad called, to talk to Gabriel.
But since Gabriel is already asleep, he just talked a bunch of smack about that football game and how badly the Niners biffed it and how I may have won Gabriel over on Giants baseball, but he totally has him on Giants football and I shouldn’t even try.
(We are embroiled in an ongoing battle over Gabriel’s sports allegiances, and he has shitty taste in teams, being from NYC and all)
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“As we mark the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we must remember that this...”
– President Obama’s statement on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade (via barackobama)
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annaetc replied to your post: NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS
Giants. :p
Only if you’re speaking of baseball. In which case, pitchers and catchers report on Feb 18.
NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS
niners
Tennis as a spectator sport is boring as fuck.
Well.
Not literally.
Unless you’re doing it wrong.