February 2012
Oh, Internet.
Someone! Remind me the next time I feel like...
I want to tell you about the time that some dude peed on my roommate. And later paid me $20.
It’s a good story, I swear.
Oh damn. Blue/Orange. Someday I'll learn my...
CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG??
Who would play me in a movie?
GIR, probably.
Maybe Ralph Wiggum.
I Don't Need a Baseball Boyfriend →
Thing I wrote.
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My bed is my happy place
And I’m in it.
Night.
The Dating Site Rundown →
File under: Stuff I write for other sites.
I wasn't really PLANNING on watching the superbowl
But my dad’s weird drunk friend rubbing my back as greeting ENSURED THAT I STAYED OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM FOR MOST OF THE DAY.
My mom came in and found me in the corner of the dining room drinking wine. “Is Paul being drunk and weird?”
“Yes.”
“I’ll sit with you.”
Hey guys, hey guys!
Going to Hawaii.
Safety Nets →
I wrote something.
frankiemachines:
Baby, Won’t You Please Come...
My face is exceptionally round.
I look like the Chinese Plate.
This has been a Eugene Field reference.
As you were.
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