- Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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The opened container of Yeast-Cleanse is possibly my favorite item.
TAKE YOUR NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS FOR YOUR LADY PROBLEMS!!
TAKE THEM RIGHT BACK!
Let’s talk about what I just got in the mail. Addressed to “Irene,” who has never lived here, ever. I know that because my aunt is my landlord, and I get to know stuff like the names of prior tenants.
$10 bill
Note reading “Enclosed are the items you gave to me and $10 to pay for the toast oven.”
A crystal.
A pack of those as seen on tv pants hem snaps things.
Two newspaper cutouts about loving your mom.
A container of “Yeast-Cleanse”, opened.
Your move, internet.
There is a Colonial woman on the wing! I saw her! There’s something they’re not telling us! She was churning butter!
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A thing I wrote.
“Women. They like to have orgasms. You heard it here first!”
Prompted by Michael B. Berkman and Eric Plutzer’s recent column in Science deploring “a pervasive reluctance of teachers to forthrightly explain evolutionary biology,” Popular Mechanics asked Bill Nye for his reaction. “It’s horrible,” Nye replied.
Nye was particularly concerned with the characterization of evolution as “just a theory,” arguing, “People make flu vaccinations that stop people from getting sick. Farmers raise crops with science; they hybridize them and make them better with every generation. That’s all evolution. Evolution is a theory, and it’s a theory that you can test. We’ve tested evolution in many ways. You can’t present good evidence that says evolution is not a fact.”
Bill Nye.
Science Guy.
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mattdoucette replied to your post: I had my ultra fuzzy warmest blanket for exactly one day.
That is the saddest story ever. He must have some kind of radar.
He’s literally wrapped up in ALL THREE of our household’s fuzzy blankets, right this minute.
So I mean, I can’t even get another one.
What would be the point?
Also I stayed in bed this morning until 9:30.
First I grumbled at Gabriel for stealing my blanket.
Then I handed him my phone and told him to just hush for a bit.
Then I told him that I wasn’t getting out of bed until he cleaned his room.
WHICH. WORKED.
I got an extra half hour of sleep AND my kid cleaned his room.
I had my ultra fuzzy warmest blanket for exactly one day.
This morning Gabriel IMMEDIATELY detected it and was like WHY IS THIS BLANKET SO WARM AND SO SOFT I WANT IT GIVE IT TO ME and I was like YOU ALREADY STOLE MY FUZZY GIANTS BLANKET AND THE FUZZY BLANKET THAT I MADE AND WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE FUZZY BLANKETS????
And he took it anyways.
I’m fuzzy blanketless.
